Saturday, February 22, 2014

عاشقانه های دسته اول و زیبا

من هر چه دیده ام ز دل و دیده دیده ام / گاهی ز دل بود گله گاهی ز دیده ام /// من هر چه دیده ام ز دل و دیده تاکنون / از دل ندیده ام همه از دیده دیده ام /// گویند بوی زلف تو جان تازه می کند / سلمان قبول کن که من از جان شنیده ام
پیامک های عاشقانه
دیشب تو فیلم ستایش ثنا بانو از آقای صنوبری راجع به وام می پرسید
اونوقت پسرش میگه مامان که داشت با آقای صبوری حرف می زد...
واقعاً به شعور بیننده توهین می شه خوب!
جملات عاشقانه
به سلامتی اون رفیقی که حاضره بخاطر رفیقش کنارش باشه و بد
بگزرونه....

اس ام اس های عاشقانه
خداوند نزدیک است نزدیک نزدیک.....
کوتاه.... کوتاه
میان دستهای پینه بسته، سفره های خالی، چشمان منتظر دو رکعت تا خدا بیشتر راه نیست......
متن های عاشقانه
عشق یعنی ان نخستین حرفها عشق یعنی درمیان برفها عشق یعنی یاد ان نخست عشق یعنی هرچه دران یادتوست
جملات زیبای عاشقانه
چه حماقتی
مرا یاد نمی کند و من باز می خواهمش
چه غرور بی غیرتی دارم من
عاشقانه ها
مادرم را هیچوقت ندیدم که پرواز کند؛ زیرا به پایش من را بسته بود؛ پدرم را و همه ی زندگیش را...

Friday, February 21, 2014

Men think women are beautiful

Gentlemen, seeking relationship and marriage are no dominance and exploitation .
Men will never be influenced by anyone . They will not read your spouse 's mind or send him to translate signals . They will not be forced to go beyond their readiness in a relationship . They do not want to be blamed for all the problems that arise . They do not want the game to be submissive and obedient person .
According to women, men do not like to talk, and the only way to transport them is so much subtle ways . They think life should be regular progress notes to remind gentlemen . Mindset is that men and women do not care for praise , then you can only blame them .
▪ Tips for women : men , smart and clever you in no time and under no bearing animals. Formed to attract the ideal man and the perfect marriage , to learn throughout life without the slightest hesitation to express their wants and needs . Please be careful when you partner . Learn to praise him .

● Guys, want to grow.
A man wants a wife who will have the courage and ability to laugh at his own mistakes . His wife wants to share her role in life to see it implemented . She is emotional stability . A man wants his wife emotional events in their lives in terms of personal growth and responsibility to undertake .
Men and women think they are always good . They suspect their partners have no interest in the development of their relationships and lives are doubles . Men think women are beautiful just looking at the emotions , love, caring , supportive role or love a woman may go unnoticed.
▪ Tips for Women : A married man is looking for that emotional maturity is reached . Emotional maturity does not mean that you do not feel the responsibility that you take responsibility for your feelings . Ideal for attracting a man and a sustainable life , one must learn to accept responsibility emotions .

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Laughter may reduce muscle tension

Health benefits of laughter :
1 - Laughter is a defense mechanism and cope with the stress , humiliation , Khjaltzdgy and pain.
2 - Laughing leads to increased energy levels .
3 - Laughter reduces stress and stress leads .
4 - Laughter may reduce pain .
5 - Laughter improves your mood and sense of well- being than it is .
6 - laughter is shown to improve brain function . Laughter stimulates both hemispheres of the brain and their function creates balance .
7 - Laughing leads to massage the abdominal organs and improve their function , the muscles of the abdominal organs in place, hold , and improve function is to absorb and digest .
8 - Laughter is enhancing learning and concentration .
9 -
Laughter may reduce muscle tension .

10 - Laugh a relaxation technique, relaxation, free and easy.
11 - When you laugh, your blood pressure and heart rate increases. But immediately after the laughter decreases blood pressure ( lower than normal )
12 - Laughter can change our behavior . The more we talk and laughter light touch and eye , we establish a more physical .
13 - Laughter reduces stress hormones are . The hormones that are released when you experience stress and anger cause suppression of the immune system , increase blood platelets and blood pressure are increased .
14 - Laughing strengthens the immune system is triggered . Funny T and B cells and gamma interferon increases .
15 - Laughter may lead to cough and hiccup that causes excess mucus is clear respiratory tract .
16 - Laughter increases immunoglobulin A , which is a respiratory tract defense against pathogenic organisms .
17 - laughing is a type of physical activity and exercise bike for 15 minutes is equal to 0.100 times laughing . Laughter reduces blood pressure , increases blood flow and increases oxygen in the body .
18 - Laughter causes the diaphragm muscles exercise abdominal , respiratory , facial , leg and back are .
19 - Laughter is the energy drain and negative feelings .
20 - Laughter healing is accelerated by increasing the supply Akyszhn .
21 - Laughter is the shortest path between two individuals .

Monday, February 10, 2014

They promise to build a bridge

Unlike Churchill,
I have no plans to shape history...
Socrates gave advice - and they poisoned him.
- George Bush

Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Politics, and the fate of mankind,
Are shaped by men without ideals
and without greatness.
- Albert Camus

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Romance is back in the nursing home

Romance is back in the nursing home
An old man was out of his house early in the morning. In the way of a car accident, and the hurt. Byes that were quickly rejected him the first clinic. The old man wounds first nurses training. Then he said: «you must get to the point of taking pictures n badnt damage and breakage seen.»
An old man was sad; it has no need to rush, said Imaging.

Nurses rushed from her because she asked. An old man said: "I'm wearing in the nursing home. Every morning the breakfast with him and leaving. Don't wanna be late! “
Nursing, he said to him: we sent ourselves.
An old man said: "with sadness, very sorry. She has جملات عاشقانه Alzheimer 's. Will not notice anything; even does not have me! ”
The nurse said with amazement: "when you do not know who you are جملات زیبا, because every morning for breakfast before she can go?"

An old man with a sounding was taken gently said, "but I know that he who is. .. ”

And this is the story of a true love ...

Sunday, February 2, 2014

sms 2014

Dn't search 4 a vry gud sms 2 send me.
I'll b happy with an empty sms of urs...
Bcoz
More then D message, seeing ur name cheer me up........

Reside In
Heart
So No Matter
How Busy We Are
Or
How Far We Are
You Are Always Remebered & Cared . . .

Soft music around us,
Love in the air,
Lights are dim,
I am with him...
I LOVE HIM.....!!!

Every Girls Dream..


1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain.
2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You're Pressed Against The Wall.
3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World.
4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs.
5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears.
6.Have That Moment Where You Just Gaze Into Each Others Eyes.
7.When You Cry, He Kisses Your Tears Away.
8.When Your Not With Your Guy He's All That You Can Think About.
9.Wearing His Jacket Or His Sweatshirt And Every time You Breath In His Scent Surrounds You.
10.A Guy Who Will Watch Any Movie With You No Matter How Teary Eyed You May Get.

L - Listen (me)
O - Observe (me)
V - Verify (me)
E - Experience.(me)

So,LOVE ME..!
I'm the heart, u r the heartbeat,
I'm the breath, u r the oxygen,
I'm the body, u r the soul,
we are two bodies, one soul...

Saturday, February 1, 2014

new sms

Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear,
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest.. !

May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming New Year.. !

adult sms

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

marriage sms

I feel something in my heart,
it's like a little flame,
every time I see you,
this flame lights up,
this flame is special for you,
because I LOVE YOU!


3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'.. !


Things in Boys' room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95

After marriage:

Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

Glorious Thinking By A Young Girl:
“I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
Because
He Only Knows The Value of Love
And
He Only Can Give Me Real Love”

new and best miss sms

In My Hands.
Whenever I Join Them To Pray.
Ur Face Is
One Of Those Who Live In
My Heart.
Because Our ReLation Is From
Heart To Heart,
Not
SMS To SMS."
So, Whenever I Don't Message You Don't Think That I Have Forgotten You...
I Remember U Every Time In My Prayes.
I Can See You

"Value of relation"
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!


When someone loves us
we don't feel the pain of love
We simply enjoy their care.
But,
When we love someone
We feel the pain
&
Try to prove our care.


I will always care for you,
even we're not together
and even we're far,
far away from each other
Love YOUUUUUU & Miss You

new kiss sms

Dnt use ur blanket just think

- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...

There’s a kiss 2 say I luv u,
There’s a kiss 2 say its true,
But the kiss I luv
the best is the one I got from u! @ my love it will warm u ,
dnt use pillow just think @ my handz it will trap ur head ,
dnt cloz ur mouth i will be kissing u all night
Good Night, I Love you

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

(Answer is "KISS").